In 1995, a Wife was born. Arming herself with a Hamburger Helper sensibility and a cleanliness that is perhaps next to Godliness (if God lets his garbage can get like a game of Jenga), Julie the Wife added to the world population in 1997, 1999, and 2003. She raises this brood in the Midwest in an area known as the Quad Cities, where Dan Aykroyd serviced the population as Ted Garvin, Male Prostitute. Julie the Wife enjoys pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and coffee with her standard poodle, George the Superpet. She is not into yoga. She is into champagne. Also, she is a small Iowa State Cyclone fan. Go State!
Has anyone seen the white ring I’m wearing in this picture?
Because I miss it. Let me know. It’s probably either in that couch or one of the kids’ rooms.
Momma can’t have NOTHING NICE!
Julie the Wife loves to hear from you, unless you are a batshit crazy troll, and sometimes even then. E-mail her at email@example.com.
Find her on Facebook at “A Day in the Wife”.
Find her on Twitter as @juliethewife.
Find her on Pinterest as Julie TheWife.
Or just find her like everyone else does, in the grocery store at 10 p.m. with no makeup and a wedgie, looking for a gallon of milk to pour on her children’s Lucky Charms the next morning.
A Day In the Wife is visited by over one MILLION people EVERY DAY, and she is the Blogger Laureate of Liechtenstein, where she maintains a David Hasselhof level of celebrity. If your brand wants to sell 34,000 units of product just like *that*, let Julie the Wife know, and she might consider running your paid advertising on her blog. MAYBE. Contact her poodle, George the Superpet, for the legalities and contracts.